What would you do if....

.. you have 2 friends who don't know each other? introduce them to each other
.. you have 2 friends who fancy each other? matchmake them, unless you fancy one of them ^^"
.. you have 2 friends who love each other? get them a room
.. you have 2 friends who dislike each other? get them to understand each other
.. you have 2 friends who loathe each other? try not to allow co-existence in any situation
.. you have 2 friends, 1 fancy the other, but not vice versa? you tell me... I have problems solving this

.. you have a friend fancying you? its a date then!
.. you have a friend loving you? well, now you are talking..
.. you have a friend disliking you? erm.. try fixing it?
.. you have a friend hating you? geeez.. ごめんね gomen ne?

.. you only have a friend? LUCKY! no headaches! (just kidding..)