Tuesday, February 21, 2006

pests!

i feel like a mice hunter these days.. at night, esp just b4 i sleep, i swear i hear mice running ard in the room... those stupid mice enter my room to hide behind the mini fridge for warmth i suppose.. even after countless of their comrades got trapped by the mice glue i've strategically placed ard the house, they'll still be ard *grrr*... they are such stupid creatures.. but they'll still try to defeat u by their sheer number.. reproduction (aka d*ck) is their only weapon while we human use wit and guile..
example of their stupidity: A trap was placed along the shortest route from my door to the mini fridge in the room... as i was about to fall asleep, i heard some squeaking and 1 mouse was caught and annihilated (literally, no joke).. then i placed another trap at exactly the same place... and i was just about to fall sleep again, another stupid mouse got trapped.. thats 2 in 15 mins at exactly the same place... that was the last of the mice trap we have in the house and i think there's 1 more that night! grrrrrrrr!
uggh! I'm not proud to be born in the year of the rat! *dumbass stupid creature* but if u compared it with ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, goat, monkey, chicken, dog, and pig.... well, the rest are even more dumbass to begin with.. (no offence! hehhe)

to be fair, those mice are pretty cute... the smallest i've caught was about the size of msian 50sen coin while the biggest of them all is, err.. quite disgusting... its not that our place is filthy, its just that some freaking mouse bitch just gave birth to a litter of the mice army and hence, causing a commotion in our lovely flat..

uggh.. 'nuff said.. back to hunting... *grrrrr*

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

lolz

6:52 AM  

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